Argh! It’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day, matey! So go ‘bout the business of pirating with, ARRRGGGHHHH, the right spirit about ya. Now Feng Shui and pirating have not a lot to do with each other. Unless you count that ’thar be pirates’ everywhere. And China was somewhere during the swashbuckling days of olde. So what can I give ye that can help with your booty today? Take 9 consecutively numbered one dollar bills, roll them up and bind them, then place them in the freezer to always have ‘cold, hard cash’ around ye pirate ship. (The grocery store is the best place to find the elusive “consecutively numbered” dollar bill – found that out by a LOT of looking.) So plunder the coin box, go on a treasure hunt, and keep your chi alive in the freezing depths of the oceans. Argh! Love and Light and Pirates be!!!